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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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every1luvsvag 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:05

You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.

jerome1995 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:03

Epic fail.

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SnYp3r 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:24

atleast you realized at all....

chaoskiwi 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:27

slick move blondie

tbone666 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:29

was this in the middle of the road or ar you just an idiot!

trooper250 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:32

oh wow...

Jamialia 5

Monday 13 June 2011 7:55

This kind of thing just speaks for itself. Dip Shit. Only in QLD.

santanaaa 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:04

hahaha lol :) that's funny!

someguyfromnc 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:11

were you stoned? cause I've done that stoned lol

randomsha5211 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:26

think you would have clued in when there was no driver

Magnimus 4

Monday 13 June 2011 8:41

I hope it was double parked or illegally parked for your sake, OP, otherwise, Your IQ is just above a dogs. I mean dogs are cool and all; but humans with dog IQ are not.

miszmadden 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:45

lmao that's happened to me x)

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