Sex and Intimacy: Oh yessss

Oh yessss

By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

that'll spike up his sex drive

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Comments

kduubb 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:08

that was an accident waiting to happen..(;

juston_p 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:13

"it hurts so good"

VickyStar 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:15

Lol FYL i wouldof died of laughter.

Wesliethenumber 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:29

hahahaha! that had to be awful, but painting hilarious.

Wesliethenumber 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:30

hahaha! that's awful, but hilarious.

trollingislife 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:50

"Doesn't matter, still counts! "- 100 internets to whoever gets that reference. (:

onewithred23 0

Monday 1 August 2011 4:19

lonely island!

kaelaworks 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:04

why would you have sex under something holding a cactus? that's just an accident waiting to happen. oh wait, it just did.

DRE140 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:14

**** him eat the cactus? or eat him **** the cactus

HeyImJuli 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:52

YO FACE! GOD DAMMIT!

krissydreams 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:02

haha that's horrid !

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