Sex and Intimacy: Oh yessss

Oh yessss

By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

that'll spike up his sex drive

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Comments

cajs_fml 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:58

you keep a cactus above your face when you sleep? a dash daring perhaps

poulsonb181 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 10:42

that sucks

aswan15 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:57

This is why we dont have cactus above our beds.....

fk123 0

Friday 5 August 2011 0:06

I laughed so hard when I read this

Meattymeatballs 2

Monday 8 August 2011 8:26

Atleast you like being on top

baileyboo413 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:22

Nice thats what happend to me except his baseball trophy broke my nose

donkeytoes 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:13

Did he still finish?

djren 0

Friday 12 August 2011 7:39

Why do you have a cactus?

kourizlife 2

Friday 12 August 2011 22:07

ouchy..

Aeiou202 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:57

Bad cactus placement, I'll be sure to remember that

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