Sex and Intimacy: Oh yessss

Oh yessss

By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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coltsrock37 15

Friday 29 July 2011 16:10

that'll spike up his sex drive

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Friday 29 July 2011 16:09

ouch! three-way with the cactus?

Comments

jane_marie 12

Friday 29 July 2011 21:03

did he enjoyed that?

mhnilo88 0

Friday 29 July 2011 21:05

fhl that would hurt like hell depending on what kind of cactus it is

kacielikewhoa 0

Friday 29 July 2011 21:22

YDI for having a favorite cactus.

Sweet_Testicles 7

Friday 29 July 2011 21:25

At least he wasn't complaining

Acaprice14 9

Friday 29 July 2011 21:45

this reminds me of that FML when the cactus fell on OPs face.

coyfish 0

Friday 29 July 2011 21:54

what man doesn't want a cactus to the face?

imafail21 0

Friday 29 July 2011 21:55

sounds like the one FML when that chick was sleeping and onw fell on her face. hmmmmmmmmm

MeGustaFace 0

Friday 29 July 2011 22:00

you have a cactus above on a shelf above your bed...? who's idea was that??

fairies633 8

Friday 29 July 2011 22:33

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

cameron194 9

Friday 29 July 2011 22:42

lol this is an fml for HIM, not you lmao

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