sofetch527

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

4
Badges!

0
Comments

562
Visits

56
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Sofetch527

Not specified

Sofetch527 - Followers

Sofetch527 - Followed

Sofetch527's page visits

lovers5201

glittterbu...

invider

AnnaKlein1...

Fucked!

Sofetch527's FML badges

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Sofetch527's favorite FMLs

Better Call Small

By not-so-young-shortie - 18/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

agreeclassic 80 959

vote type 1 5 105

Productivity

By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 09:05 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

agreeclassic 47 722

vote type 1 8 911

Good to know

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

agreeclassic 61 093

vote type 1 14 166

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

agreeclassic 41 967

vote type 1 7 039

Judgemental

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

agreeclassic 57 543

vote type 1 7 849