L'angoisse du plouf
By anonyme - 23/08/2016 03:29 - France - Noirétable
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour les précisions : - Non il ne s'agit pas d'une banale mise en friendzone, cette fille est une ex copine, pour qui j'ai toujours des sentiments. - La VDM a été reformulée, je ne lui ai pas dit à elle que je la rendrais heureuse, mais j'en ai juste fait le souhait (en regardant les étoiles, un verre de vodka à la main, mon dieu que de niaiserie ). - Elle ne sait pas que je l'aime encore, officiellement ça fait un sacré bout de temps que nous sommes redevenus simples amis et j'ai eu d'autres aventures depuis, du coup elle ne se doute pas. - J'ai accepté de tenter de la brancher auprès de mon pote. - Il a respecté le Bro-code :)