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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, bonjour à toutes et tous et merci au site de m'avoir publiée. Pour répondre à ceux qui me demandent si c'était une "technique de drague", oui ca en été une. Il est venue plusieurs fois vers moi pendant que je dansais avec mes amies, et à été vachement lourd pour que je danse avec lui. J'ai refusé poliement à chaque fois, sans vraiment m'en pré-occuper et en m'amusant jusqu'à ce qu'il trouve une nouvelle fille. À un moment il dansait avec cette fille et je suis passée à coté d'eux sans les voir pour me prendre un verre et il m'a attrapé les cheveux pour que je vienne danser avec lui. Ma copine lui a attrapé le bras pour qu'il me lâche, ce qui l'a encouragé à tirer plus fort et donc à m'arracher un max' de cheveux. La suite vous la connaissez, il s'est mit à courir en rigolant, avec les cheveux à la main... Et pour répondre au commentaire de "T avais cas ne pas avoir de faux cheveux", mes cheveux sont tous ce qu'il y a de naturel ! Voilà. Et pour les TLBM, j'avoue ne pas comprendre non plus.. Allé, passez une bonne journée !