kosem

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

6
Badges!

1
Comments

909
Visits

104
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Kosem

Not specified

Kosem - Followers

Kosem - Followed

Kosem's page visits

lovers5201

BirgitHerr...

jessie_ros...

photochick...

Fucked!

Kosem's FML badges

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Kosem's favorite FMLs

Horno

By horno - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad why the WiFi was down. He just replied, "Why? Horno can't get no more porno?" No, "Horno" has an assignment. WTF? FML

agreeclassic 25 676

vote type 1 2 639

By cole66 - 29/11/2015 18:43 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML

agreeclassic 32 602

vote type 1 3 182

By MyLifeSucksSoHar - 31/10/2015 01:49 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

agreeclassic 28 389

vote type 1 1 926

MyLifeSucksSoHar_fml app_comment_confession_title

MyLifeSucksSoHar_fml 9

Tuesday 3 November 2015 0:07

OP here. To further clarify my situation, I'm working two jobs on top of being a full-time student and it's still not enough. The problem is, the government insists that a person with two jobs should have enough to pay for college so they've reduced the amount of money I can get - never mind that since I only have a high school diploma, I can only get minimum wage. Plus, I don't have any credit established - so I can't get any other loans.

By Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

agreeclassic 25 776

vote type 1 1 425

Koizumiii app_comment_confession_title

Koizumiii 23

Monday 16 November 2015 23:37

I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well

By FalloutScrolls - 13/11/2015 14:49 - United States - Eau Claire

Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

agreeclassic 30 338

vote type 1 3 022

FalloutScrolls app_comment_confession_title

FalloutScrolls 25

Saturday 14 November 2015 2:18

Hey guys, OP here. So the actual FML character limit doesn't allow for part 2 of this story. My wife actually did mention Fallout in the post, but because it was rather lengthy and the punchline was towards the end, people knee-jerk overreacted to what they saw, and didn't notice that the long post was abbreviated on Facebook with a "read more" link. Several messages later, all is cleared up, and we're laughing about it now.