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By Noname - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Noname - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By SparkOfJade - 13/08/2013 04:07 - United States - Silver Spring
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - 12/08/2013 23:58 - United States
By pardon my English :$ - 09/08/2013 22:53 - France
First thing first: I'm a girl. I have an engineering degree from one of the top universities in my field, and hold all the necessary certifications and then some. I do have a military background, but I am not in the military any longer, and I now have a full-time job at one of the top IT firms in the country. I'm a consultant, meaning I contract out to our company's clients. The "superior" in question was a higher up on the client side which is why he makes so much more than I do. He's been there at least 10 years. I'm on year 2 with my company. As anyone who's been a contractor will tell you, you can only explain to a client that they are being insane for so long until you do what they ask because they are paying the bills and "the customer is always right" *sigh* I obviously can not tell you which client it was. I'm really enjoying the witty responses, and even the not so witty ones (I did use the proper form of "there," you imbecile.)