deathskittlez

0
Followed

0
Followers

6
Badges!

26
Comments

549
Visits

18
Favorites

soon to change, USA
Not specified
Not specified
single

A propos de Deathskittlez

I'm just an unwanted geek and nerd.

Deathskittlez - Followers

Deathskittlez - Followed

Deathskittlez's page visits

lovers5201

[646077629...

MarilynLem...

Fucked!

MarilynLem...

Deathskittlez's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Deathskittlez's favorite FMLs

By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

agreeclassic 46 770

vote type 1 4 201

By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

agreeclassic 476

vote type 1 46

iTouch

By lonely girl - 02/07/2013 06:47 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

agreeclassic 48 393

vote type 1 22 841

By whorecrux - 02/07/2013 03:37 - United States - Newark

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

agreeclassic 50 963

vote type 1 9 860

By AwkwardPotato - 02/07/2013 02:37 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML

agreeclassic 43 945

vote type 1 3 762