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By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada
By anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By katt_is_here - 06/10/2013 05:51 - United States - Greeley
By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa
By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente
OP here! To answer some questions: 1) The bottle...well, it's pretty damn obvious what it is considering it has GIANT letters on it that say "Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner" next to a image of a girl dancing with a giant ***** like a stripper pole. If she did see it, it is more than obvious what it is used for. 2) Soap can damage some toys so it's better to get a cleaner specifically designed for the items you are cleaning. You wouldn't wash your windows with oven cleaner, for example. 3) I guess some people missed where I said "SURPRISE" visit. As in I wasn't expecting her. As in there is A LOT of things I would have done to prepare had I known she was coming. I'm not messy, but most people clean their place better when they are expecting company, no? 4) I pay my own bills. This apartment is no more hers than my toys are. Either way, I thought it was a funny and somewhat embarrassing story to share. Have a good one!