meleth_fml

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

1
Badges!

4
Comments

275
Visits

6
Favorites

Colorado Springs, USA
36 years-old
Thursday 11 May 1989
Not specified

A propos de Meleth_fml

Not specified

Meleth_fml - Followers

Meleth_fml - Followed

Meleth_fml's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Meleth_fml's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Meleth_fml's favorite FMLs

How appropriate

By ohgod - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

agreeclassic 66 937

vote type 1 8 053

By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

agreeclassic 14 778

vote type 1 54 395

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

agreeclassic 38 471

vote type 1 15 029

React content

By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

agreeclassic 96 993

vote type 1 252 090

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

agreeclassic 526

vote type 1 80