iB_fml

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

8
Badges!

23
Comments

581
Visits

307
Favorites

Boston, MA, USA
38 years-old
Saturday 24 January 1987
Not specified

A propos de Ib_fml

Not specified

Ib_fml - Followers

Ib_fml - Followed

Ib_fml's page visits

lovers5201

PrincessDr...

MarilynLem...

night_and_...

codyflande...

chargers25...

lndala

SerpentBoy

lectricpha...

Amama_fml

Oz_Alice

Fucked!

Ib_fml's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Ib_fml's favorite FMLs

Demonic

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 14:41 - United States - Modesto

Today, I found out why the parents whose children I babysit use me so often and on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because their kids hate me, and me being around is their way of punishing them. FML

agreeclassic 38 357

vote type 1 3 797

Scraping by

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, being too poor to buy makeup, I walked into Macy's and "tested" some products out, just so I could look nice for my job interview. FML

agreeclassic 42 107

vote type 1 5 010

By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 10:51 - United States - Irvine

Today, my dad and I had an hour-long conversation. When he was getting up to leave my room he said, "Good talk Chelsey." My sister is Chelsey. So I corrected him. He thought I was joking. My father can't tell my sister and I apart. We are not twins. FML

agreeclassic 40 412

vote type 1 2 536

By OptimusVader - 13/03/2013 13:36 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a house. While dusting a rickety nightstand, a drawer fell open and a light-up dildo fell out and turned on. I couldn't figure out how to turn it off. FML

agreeclassic 43 807

vote type 1 4 777

OptimusVader app_comment_confession_title

OptimusVader 23

Wednesday 13 March 2013 20:00

Well I did mention it was rickety. It rocked while I dusted and it was just poorly made, overall. It tilted forward, the drawer slid out and I couldn't catch it in time. Then BAM! Sudden singing light show from an old woman's rabbit.

By Quiteannoyed - 09/03/2013 10:35 - Finland

Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

agreeclassic 45 273

vote type 1 2 902