mazochyst

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Hawaii, United States
35 years-old
Friday 14 September 1990
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A propos de Mazochyst

I live in Hawaii (NOT Paradise!!) and I love: Supernatural Star Trek: Next Generation Big Bang Theory Futurama Family Guy 1,000 Ways To Die Comedy Central Presents Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) Akuma De Sourou (Devil Beside You) Hana Yori Dango (Boys over Flowers) Goong (Princess Hours) It Started With A Kiss I go onto FML when I need to know that my day could get much, MUCH worse.

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Mazochyst's favorite FMLs

By sickkid - 23/11/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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By preggers - 30/11/2011 14:57 - Canada

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

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By Dickhead - 25/11/2011 15:02 - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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