_krystallynn_

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i dont think its your buisness:/, USA motherfuckerss
28 years-old
Friday 15 August 1997
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A propos de _krystallynn_

okayy, about mee. i can be a sarcastic bitch sometimes, I'm verrry opinionated, i like animals and cute things LOL. i tend to piss people off, even when i don't mean to:/ . if you're nice to me, i will definitely be nice to you:) follow me on instagramm:D xxitsxkrystalxx LMFAO uhh. im bored of writing thiss, so your probly bored of reading it LOL uhmm. byeee:P ✌

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By gassy - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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By No name - 18/12/2008 04:43 - Australia

Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By Whoops - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML

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