Bloodangel4ever

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

14
Badges!

14
Comments

785
Visits

38
Favorites

36 years-old
Monday 14 August 1989
couple

A propos de Bloodangel4ever

Not specified

Bloodangel4ever - Followers

Bloodangel4ever - Followed

Bloodangel4ever's page visits

lovers5201

keedz

Batfink

MartineAve...

ChoolyBool...

meb123haze...

Rababco

Undecisive

hawkeyepei...

philipino

Spider_Web

Fucked!

MartineAve...

ChoolyBool...

Bloodangel4ever's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

43_badgename

43_badgedesc

42_badgename

42_badgedesc

41_badgename

41_badgedesc

33_badgename

33_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

32_badgename

32_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Bloodangel4ever's favorite FMLs

By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

agreeclassic 53 872

vote type 1 18 708

By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

agreeclassic 42 728

vote type 1 18 777

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

agreeclassic 62 199

vote type 1 10 084

By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

agreeclassic 53 144

vote type 1 5 305

By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

agreeclassic 50 556

vote type 1 6 934

IronSkye app_comment_confession_title

IronSkye 7

Thursday 29 August 2013 18:54

Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.