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By notahero - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Brentwood
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You're following 200 people
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You're following 100 people
You're following 50 people
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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