Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML 26 650 17 806
Anonymous - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML 267 705 28 643