ROADKILL_ATE_ME

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Selinsgrove, United States
36 years-old
Monday 18 December 1989
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Names Cassandra. I'm 23 years old. I'm 5 ft. 1 inch. Tall :) 97 pounds. Um..pretty much sums it all up.

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Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Warwick

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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