idkwht2put

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

5
Badges!

3
Comments

788
Visits

19
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Idkwht2put

Not specified

Idkwht2put - Followers

Idkwht2put - Followed

Idkwht2put's page visits

lovers5201

cocofosho5

joshuaLife...

girI

euphoricne...

Fucked!

Idkwht2put's FML badges

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Idkwht2put's favorite FMLs

Old school prank

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

agreeclassic 14 923

vote type 1 111 702

By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

agreeclassic 41 273

vote type 1 5 694

By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

agreeclassic 24 125

vote type 1 47 100

By and the truth comes out - 22/07/2014 08:44 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

agreeclassic 45 979

vote type 1 7 646

By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

agreeclassic 57 112

vote type 1 7 259

Pandamomma app_comment_confession_title

Pandamomma 2

Monday 21 July 2014 19:38

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.