FMijnLeven

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

11
Badges!

31
Comments

1016
Visits

49
Favorites

Groningen, The Netherlands
29 years-old
Sunday 10 November 1996
single

A propos de Fmijnleven

Fmijnleven - Followers

Fmijnleven - Followed

Fmijnleven's page visits

lovers5201

boyless09

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

fml4real99

Fucked!

Fmijnleven's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

33_badgename

33_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

32_badgename

32_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Fmijnleven's favorite FMLs

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

agreeclassic 802

vote type 1 57

By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

agreeclassic 475

vote type 1 107

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

agreeclassic 534

vote type 1 82

Better out than in

By flying13 - 03/11/2010 07:27 - United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

agreeclassic 63 537

vote type 1 13 283

By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

agreeclassic 120 681

vote type 1 13 973