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By beetregeneration - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Stockton
By hemiol - 09/08/2016 23:05 - Norway
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By StateOfEuphoria - 24/07/2016 22:52 - United States - Petal
It's what I've always heard people call it, a sympathy gag reflex, but I'm sure there's a different name for it. its just where you gag at the sound of someone else gagging.
Because I do understand some of the languages of the tourists who usually come through. I usually get by with a couple of words here and there, some Norwegian and English, but some tourists just don't bother to even try. Usually it's fine, and everybody's happy, but every day I meet at least one asshat who turns to yelling in stead of being a bit patient.