Classy dude
By tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford
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BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S
He said he had to poop (lmfao) and did it in there. Also, he cannot do it twice in a night. He literally just passes out. Ha.