sexynarwhal

0
Followed

0
Followers

6
Badges!

41
Comments

1104
Visits

100
Favorites

New York, USA
29 years-old
Friday 07 June 1996
complicated

A propos de Sexynarwhal

Not specified

Sexynarwhal - Followers

Sexynarwhal - Followed

Sexynarwhal's page visits

lovers5201

electraliv

nellie629

Haileybugz...

ifiyodipob...

ThunderLig...

lucipxrr

ShoyuSauce...

margeaux33

duder321

shaar_fml

Willski

Fucked!

ThunderLig...

Sexynarwhal's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Sexynarwhal's favorite FMLs

By RawrSparkle - 21/09/2012 07:31 - United States - Davis

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

agreeclassic 27 141

vote type 1 14 384

Captain Jack

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML

agreeclassic 18 424

vote type 1 43 639

Peckish

By Bontempi - 19/07/2012 18:55 - France

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

agreeclassic 13 641

vote type 1 42 736

I LOVED THAT LITTLE GUY

By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:46 - United States - San Diego

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

agreeclassic 37 210

vote type 1 8 516

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

agreeclassic 22 172

vote type 1 11 277