haager86

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

10
Badges!

1
Comments

170
Visits

41
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
couple

A propos de Haager86

I'm all shades of ridiculous.

Haager86 - Followers

Haager86 - Followed

Haager86's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Haager86's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

60_badgename

60_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

39_badgename

39_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

8_badgename

8_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Haager86's favorite FMLs

By I'm a pussy, yeah yeah - 05/09/2015 05:56 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML

agreeclassic 20 962

vote type 1 10 038

Ransomware

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

agreeclassic 29 504

vote type 1 26 773

By ScoobieDoo - 20/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

agreeclassic 545

vote type 1 99

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

agreeclassic 29 768

vote type 1 3 469

Evil but cute

By WearingOff - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

agreeclassic 46 707

vote type 1 8 993