InLuvWithCandy

miss

1
Followed

0
Followers

13
Badges!

2
Comments

1212
Visits

214
Favorites

24 years-old
Wednesday 18 April 2001
complicated

A propos de Inluvwithcandy

I'm in high school. I'm a nerd. I like FMLs. That's basically it.

Inluvwithcandy - Followers

Inluvwithcandy - Followed

Inluvwithcandy's page visits

lovers5201

Marie1994

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

10nachoman...

maliadiva1...

MasterTron

Tannasgh

khoov19

pl0xs3rver

dangousity

2nd

Dragon_Que...

Fucked!

_kyleG_

pl0xs3rver

MasterTron

Inluvwithcandy's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

60_badgename

60_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Inluvwithcandy's favorite FMLs

Damn you, Siri

By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 00:00 - United States

Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML

agreeclassic 8 035

vote type 1 4 166

Red flag

By NormalName - 19/08/2017 13:00

Today, a new coworker asked me how to pronounce my name and made a dismissive remark that, "all Asian names are so hard to pronounce and they all sound the same." My name is Christopher. FML

agreeclassic 4 879

vote type 1 267

By Anonymous - 23/08/2017 20:00

Today, I'm a counselor at summer camp. I don't know how to tell the 12-year-old girl in my cabin that I can hear porn playing through her headphones. FML

agreeclassic 4 384

vote type 1 328

By Crypticbeerbelly - 11/01/2017 14:44

Today, I was reading a recipe list on my tablet. I moved a little, and one of my fat rolls came into contact with a button which closed the tab. FML

agreeclassic 5 260

vote type 1 3 797

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 12:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

agreeclassic 66 874

vote type 1 3 610