Today, I was at work and I design kitchens and after 45 minutes... - FML

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By Anthony123 - 15/01/2018 05:04

Today, I was at work and I design kitchens and after 45 minutes of going over things the customer I was helping he showed me the pictures of the space he was planning to turn into a kitchen and while swiping he went one too far and it’s a dick pic. He locked his phone and left without a word. FML

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