Today, keep dreaming about my ex walking in the front door out...

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By Whyjustwhy15 - 18/11/2019 00:12

Today, keep dreaming about my ex walking in the front door out of the blue calling my name or as if we’re still together...trying so hard to forget him but it’s hard & these dreams are not helping....???

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