Intimacy Today, I caught myself getting a boner while staring at my teachers... - FML

Silencer - 03/05/2016 17:59 - United States - Torrance

Today, I caught myself getting a boner while staring at my teachers breasts. FML

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Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML

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Today, an attractive woman looked in my direction and smiled. My wife saw this and stomped on my foot, and I screamed like a little girl from the pain. People turned and stared. FML

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Today, I learned that there's nothing quite like coming downstairs in a t-shirt and panties, only to discover your fiancé has a bunch of his friends over. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML

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