Today I brought my mom 5 boxes of apples that I had picked in...

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:23 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today I brought my mom 5 boxes of apples that I had picked in granny's garden, like she had asked. No problem, except that I had to tidy up her cellar first, in order to create enough space to unload the apples from my car. FML

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