Intimacy Today, a girl in my class asked me what type of sauce Christianity... - FML

desireesun - 03/05/2016 21:04 - Canada - Calgary

Today, a girl in my class asked me what type of sauce Christianity was. FML

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St. Patrick's Day: Shamrocks and Tribulations
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML

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Today, I thought I knew what sexual frustration was in my teens, but that was nothing compared to a (due to circumstances, but still) sexless married life, in a shitty economy. I'm so tense, I could tear down a wall with my bare hands right now. FML

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Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML

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Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML

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