I scrubbed the whole house and it took me hours. when I was...

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2017 19:56 - United States - Frisco

I scrubbed the whole house and it took me hours. when I was finished I decided I would relax with my son and watch some cartoons. I walked into his room only to find him urinating on his floor and in his toy box.

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