By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington
The Top
By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada
By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough
Speeding bullet
By uncoretard - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada
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By NoTalkAllGame - 27/01/2015 16:12 - United States - Horsham
Please stop
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By 1thapp3ns - 10/01/2010 04:29 - United States
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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 18:06 - United States - Kennewick
By fightingkittens - 19/11/2010 06:07 - United States
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Feeling better? It's one thing to talk about the drama in one's personal life, as long as the details aren't too.......well, you get it. It's another thing to talk about a staph infection. I've done research in this field, I know how bad it is. There is no way I could have escaped hearing it unless I had left the classroom; she was out of line here.
Nice, thanks
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro
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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States
By needs_another_loan - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States
Gang violence
By fattysonparade - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States
Cougar
By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles
By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage
Dude, gross!
By utensils123 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Sack - 10/11/2011 11:16 - United Kingdom
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By soni_miller - 26/01/2016 06:02 - United States - Burke
soni_miller tells us more.
Hey guys! I'm OP, I just didn't log in to give the FML. At the end of October, my iPad accidentally fell on my big toe, affecting my nail and the skin around it. It still didn't heal and yesterday it started chipping and peeling off. It actually didn't hurt when it did. But DO NOT EVER DROP YOUR IPAD ON YOUR TOE BECAUSE IT WILL HURT SO BAD.
Jesus saves
By WorkSexMonkey - 04/01/2010 19:20 - United States
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By TehUglyLife - 29/07/2013 19:11 - United States - Jacksonville Beach
By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki
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OP here So didn't expect this to make the front page but to clear up a few things I'm 19, my boyfriend also lives with his parents and I live away from home in a town about 2 hours away, but my usual hangout bar is in my hometown so on the weekends and holidays I come home and make use of the bed. So mostly I've moved out. We had gotten into a very loud row which turned into mum (for the umpteenth time) bringing up how I'm never home and what happened to the sweet little girl that told her everything. I've explained time and time again that I didn't have friends then and Now I'm balancing a social life in 2 places, and spending time with family, which I admit I haven't been spending as much time with her, because once I moved out I could see her from a distance and see how manipulative she is. I have also tried to see mum less and less because I thought that's just where my life was headed. Being the youngest child means it's difficult for mum to let go. However, I have been her punching bag for the past few years, always making passing comments about my weight (I am obese, as is she) and the clothes I wear. I came out as bisexual to her and she doesn't believe me because I have a boyfriend and told me to keep it from the rest of the family. So yeah, I'm trying to get out of the situation, but my boyfriends family are not doing well financially so I would rather not move in, as well as its a relatively new relationship (just under a year)