By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 09:22 - United States - Brooklyn
The Top
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Few_Absolutes tells us more.
By tothebaneofkings - 23/04/2014 04:20 - United States
tothebaneofkings tells us more.
Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.
Bassface
By ohnoooooo - 03/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom
Bon voyage!
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Slippin' up
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I heard that
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I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack
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Slip up
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Sorry
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First!
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Still relevant
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Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.