Wrong sort of poking

Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
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naxeeb 33

Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P In any case, you should put ice on that OP!

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naxeeb 33

Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P In any case, you should put ice on that OP!

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AmexBlack 24

Eye think you should probably get your eye seen to ;)

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9echo 17

Quite a talented move, too. I mean, unless she was kneeling down or something, he would've had to jump high enough to stick her. I'm seeing a great illustrated FML here.

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cgart96 15

Maybe he's black and it can just reach up there.

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Ch_rae5 19

#36 i am laughing so hard at your comment

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Internetdude 22

people do the weirdest things these days. lol

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jerryj 27

I bet men have been slapping their partners with their johnsons since the dawn of mankind. Just now we got social media to get the word out there a little more quickly and efficiently.

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Nunaetsuko 13

I need the follow-up of this FML XD did you just laugh it off after?

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A07 48

seriously bro? she got her eye poked by a penis and you wanna know what happened later? :p

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terryaly 13

i got minus 3,you got minus 5 hahahahah

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jondivey 9

Therefore your argument must be valid because you won the popularity contest. Good reasoning.

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Stylux_fml 16

#81 Now you've got minus 13 and he has plus 1...

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EpicSquishii 21

Must have been an ego boost for him. I'll bet most guys want to be able to claim they can injure someone with their penis. And here you were tearing up from the sheer force of it! :)

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Blink_me26 21

Pun was acceptable but a bit negative for my taste.

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Wizzlbang 10

Hope you don't get pink eye, op

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