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Anonymous - 06/05/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom - Dewsbury

Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML

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Betrayal!

Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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Freud intensifies

Anonymous - 08/07/2021 22:01

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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The Wire

whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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fmlskank93 - 01/09/2010 11:10 - Australia

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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Reasonable

Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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bleachedraven 14

Thursday 6 May 2021 8:29

"would you rather"...you should be relieved she didn't say your boyfriend, your father's business is his own, unless he is still married to your mother.

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 6 May 2021 8:54

Best friend/future step mother..? Well, as they say: Keep it in the family😅

bleachedraven 14

Thursday 6 May 2021 8:29

"would you rather"...you should be relieved she didn't say your boyfriend, your father's business is his own, unless he is still married to your mother.

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 6 May 2021 8:54

Best friend/future step mother..? Well, as they say: Keep it in the family😅

Jessika Jensen 7

Thursday 6 May 2021 16:05

Maybe this is the wrong question to ask. But is your friend trying to make the movie, "American Beauty"? Real life? If you have never seem the movie? Watch it. You will understand. As for your friend? Whether it is your dad's business or not? That's gross.