Miscellaneous Delivery Where's my shit?

Where's my shit?

Still No Phone - 21/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I checked for the third time this week if my package that 'arrived' five days ago had been found. Not only was it a different employee at the concierge desk, meaning I had to explain everything again, but they told me the same bullshit about how it's "not their fault". The package is my new phone. FML

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GDubeau24 - 05/11/2013 17:34 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML

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Anonymous - 18/01/2024 06:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the pickup location where the email from Amazon said my package was, but they didn't have it. Through order tracking, I then found out that it has been delivered to the wrong location, on the other side of town. This has happened twice in a row now. FML

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Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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Anonymous - 05/09/2015 03:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML

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Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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Anonymous - 09/08/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML

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Anonymous - 06/09/2011 09:32 - United States

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

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Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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Anonymous - 24/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was so tired that I thought the item I'd ordered a few months ago had been delivered then stolen, so I emailed the company about it. When I checked back on the website, I realized it hadn't actually been delivered yet and I read the invoice wrong. FML

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Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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CrazyChiC42 10

Sunday 21 May 2017 21:13

Call the police and report it as stolen. Use the report to get a new one sent and ask that they require your signature or get it held or delivered elsewhere.

kelardy 11

Sunday 21 May 2017 23:35

Someone probably saw the delivery and took it off your porch or something. Or like when I bought a car parts book for Christmas for my brother that was delivered at last 10 days after it shipped with a week of the tracking not updating somehow getting sent to the wrong side of the country in the process. Miracle it arrived on time.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 May 2017 21:03

"I'm expecting a package." Is that such a hard explanation to give!? It is the fault of which of the desk clerks stole your phone!

CrazyChiC42 10

Sunday 21 May 2017 21:13

Call the police and report it as stolen. Use the report to get a new one sent and ask that they require your signature or get it held or delivered elsewhere.

kelardy 11

Sunday 21 May 2017 23:35

RinoaHeartilly 36

Monday 22 May 2017 5:12

The concierge is not responsible for your mail if it hasn't reached them. Most likely it was the post office's fault or somewhere farther back in the delivery. Stop blaming people who had nothing to do with it.

seyeran 9

Monday 22 May 2017 13:46

I second this. As the person who does all the shipping and shipping related customer service, please know that once we've turned a parcel over to the shipping company, it's no longer something we are responsible for. Take it up with the carrier, not the seller - the seller's done all they can and needed to.

cirquedumousie 2

Friday 26 May 2017 5:11

Yep, this gives me the s**ts. I work in a mailroom for a big corporation and people are always assuming that we're idiots who lose/withhold their parcels for fun! Half the time it will say "delivered" but really the courier has either accidentally hit the wrong button OR they've scanned it onto their van and it's "on board for delivery today", which 99% of people misread. And, of course, there's when it gets delivered to the company mailbox but takes another day, or two or five to actually make it onto the premises. And yes, it's not our fault if we haven't signed for it! Geez.