Wake up, human!

inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
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It wasn't to ensure you were alive. She was testing to see if you were dead. I've heard freshly deceased human is a kitten's favorite meal.

Awww it's just showing that it loves you! And on the bright side it's a kitten so that means little painless bites, I'd hope xD

Well...at least she cares enough to make sure you're still alive.

Haha honestly my cat does this every night anyways ?

born_hustla 26

Why are you complaining? That's adorable.

I don't think the kitten was biting you face just to see if you were alive...

I wish mine would do that, instead they attack my eyelashes every time that I blink.

And hopefully that was the night YOU decided it would sleep on your bed no longer.

Sorry, but you deserve it! It's a kitten, you had to know the shenanigans she'd get up to!

As annoying as that must be, it's kinda sweet that she cares about you.