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Rocky VIX

Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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Boo!

nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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Wake up, human!

inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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Jackson Galaxy moment

Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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Like that scene in Alien!

Orange cat behavior - 13/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I had to vacuum for the first time since getting my new kitten. I feared that he would freak out, so I took measures to make sure he would be comfortable, including a "safe room" with toys and a bed for him. As expected, he freaked out. But instead of going to his room, he jumped and grappled onto my face. FML

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Catremorse - 01/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Centreville

Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML

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Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!

Anonymous - 10/05/2021 14:01

Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 29 September 2019 20:34

he wanted to make sure you weren't dead

AstroTurf Matador 8

Monday 30 September 2019 8:17

So, what does a worried kitten look like?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 29 September 2019 20:34

he wanted to make sure you weren't dead

OlRed 28

Sunday 29 September 2019 23:54

That went way different from what I was thinking before the cat showed up...

stickyface 16

Monday 30 September 2019 1:49

VIX isn't a Roman number.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 30 September 2019 2:49

Yes it is, it's 5'9". Like Royce da 5'9", but it's Rocky instead of Royce.

AstroTurf Matador 8

Monday 30 September 2019 8:17

So, what does a worried kitten look like?

0neiros 14

Thursday 3 October 2019 22:48

It's called playing, and it's one of the 4 duties of a kitten. The other 3 being Eating, sleeping, and eliminating waste. Cats love their humans because they love to play and we love to play with them. Your response would have been to use your fingers to box back.