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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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Sk8trlover19 3

that's ******* rude

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KNH96 0

she's the selfish greedy bitch. lol sorry I just think she's a jerk :

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nicole4953 0

Tell her "okay then I want all my ******* money back!" see if she keeps being a bitch

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361FML 0

Your moms a bitch if I were you I would've slapped her

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kyliebear 15

I would ring up the company of all the tickets and fees and cancel the tickets. Your mom is selfish, why couldn't she pay for some of her trip and find a nice, cheap dress?

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paigealeace13 0

Wow moms certainly a jealous bitch now isn't she.

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bloodxthirsty 7

You should like cancle every thing you got her and be like the dress wasn't selfish this is bitch and then spend all the money you were going to pay her stuff with on yourself

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auntgela 0

Sounds like you get to take a vacation! They are your tickets technically

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