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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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grim267 0

Should have tryed to get a refund or give it to someone elts.

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Oo0kissez0oO 0

I agree to all ppl who called her a bitch

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RavenNight 0

cancel the trip and when she gets mad jst say " hey ur the one who said i was greedy"

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AnaSinnerBlood 1

Wow that sucked!

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tcrunit 0

tell her to **** off

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Koolgirl15 0

Haha your moms a bitch, cancel the trip or better yet, take the vacation for yourself and rub it in her face.

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