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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 15:35 - Romania

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Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

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By Bonngoo - 17/11/2016 18:17 - United States

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 08:24 - United States

Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 20:00

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Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 05:15

Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 17:24 - United States - Newnan

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

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By Oh No... - 05/07/2019 16:00

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Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML

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lifeisprettygood 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:53

that's awesome! gay **** is far superior to straight **** anyways. have you seen straight **** actors? there's a reason gay **** actors get paid more than other **** actors.

VladAlex 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:57

lol sounds like a fun class

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amandapanda8D 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 0:04

how is this FML?

sumnerr 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 2:42

haha u said hard. gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

birds_fml 7

Wednesday 17 November 2010 2:43

How is this a FML? I love it when we talk about silly stuff in class instead of learning. It's a nice break!

_lilhoney_ 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 17:18

yeh i reckon

zombieglamour_fml 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 3:37

^ lol awesome!

Jakojan 4

Wednesday 17 November 2010 5:31

the only way this sounds like an FML is if you yourself are a gay fashion designer. otherwise that sounds like a fun(ny) class

loveforsoccer 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 6:36

yeah, so? I love to discuss things that are interesting to talk about! if anything, your lucky your not actually doing journalism!!!

kjbrown25 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 6:45

Gotta love the gay ****!

AnotherOutlook 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:08

I hope you don't pay for the class. Kindergarten is free

xgetxbentx 13

Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:22

why is this an fml?

Erissa 2

Thursday 18 November 2010 2:16

I don't see the FML, it's only one class. It's boring if you don't have at least one slack day

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