Intimacy: Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 15:35 - Romania

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Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 08:24 - United States

Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 20:00

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Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 05:15

Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 17:24 - United States - Newnan

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

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By Oh No... - 05/07/2019 16:00

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Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML

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lifeisprettygood 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:53

that's awesome! gay **** is far superior to straight **** anyways. have you seen straight **** actors? there's a reason gay **** actors get paid more than other **** actors.

VladAlex 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:57

lol sounds like a fun class

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FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:01

Sounds just like the type of content that the news would be reporting on. Good job.

savourthisbullsh 2

Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:20

Today, after trying to think up a legitimate FML to post, I failed.

tiffytiff01 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:26

ew.

tessybearbear 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:29

Are you kidding? That sounds awesome!

sweetcheeksjvl 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 21:27

Nothing like gay **** and fashion!........

bfsd42 20

Tuesday 16 November 2010 21:29

Yet another case of a big huge fail. If this is an fml, then I am a fat bastard.

Driveshaft 5

Tuesday 16 November 2010 21:55

Thats what you get for going to the TMZ school of journalism!

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:11

Some topics should not be reported for the good of the people.

nesha25 8

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:12

Why is this an FML again???

Xavi89 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 23:54

it's a type of chicken you eat while you drink beer!

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