Miscellaneous: Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was...

By Noname - 08/03/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

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By firethorn - 20/06/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

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Not a geography major

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:45 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

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By noname - 07/01/2009 11:43 - France

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

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Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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My forever home

By Anonymous - 01/05/2025 12:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML

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Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:46 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML

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By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML

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By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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By poppet2010 - 17/01/2010 15:58 - France

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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Yunie_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:21

Someone's in a hurry to get those great-grandchildren.

Emika_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 13:37

That's an awesome gift! Where can I buy one?

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dammn 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:53

LMAO . # 9 and #28 i agree (:

pologirl 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:34

That is hilarious! Sounds like your grandpa would get along with my grandma, she keeps telling me to play the field.

beczrus 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:18

haha My grandfather would have prob done the same thing to me if he knew where to get a map like that!

ohfrick 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:12

LOL that's hilarious. I'd laugh so hard. And then get to work looking for a guy. 8D

colie_m_w 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:35

#6-are you mentally retarded? His grandfather has grandchildren. Obviously...

xolotl 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:22

clever but mean.

alexa_rose 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:52

thats awesomee .. seriously-where can i get one? or send me yours if you dont want it haha

javlin 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:59

what an amazing man

achoo_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 8:33

hey, he's a grandpa with a sense of humour :D

shiaii 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:57

lmao thats just funny

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