TMI Mom

Grossed out - 14/02/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control, and then my mother chimes in, "Yeah, I used to use the sponge, but the spermicide would always burn your dad's penis." FML
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Peavey_fml 0

Hey, you talk about birth control or anything sex related around the parents, expect the hear some things you didn't want to know from time to time!

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TryToBeKind 0

Actually, that was pretty nice of her to give you a head's up (pun not intended until now).

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Nadinek98 0

who the hell talks about birth control in front of the parents

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Iloveyou101476 0

get over it. parents have sex too. how did you think YOU were born, silly?(:

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loganberrybat 11

Don't talk about stuff like that in front of your mum then ********!! She's giving you a lift, in her car, so she's entitled to join in with your conversation. Totally deserved

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iwadasn 32

If you were talking about sex in front of your mother, why wouldn't you expect her to talk about sex in front of you?

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Orchard 33

Omg, this made me laugh out loud! I can just see my own mother casually spouting off something this personal, hahahaha!

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elizacandle 29

Oh grow up, she's a woman just like you are and she's had experiences just like you have. If there are certain topics you'd rather not discuss with her don't talk about them in front of her.

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Hahahaha always be careful what you talk about around a non-shy family member :p

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fantasyworld 37

Don't talk about sex when your parents are around.

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