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Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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Cat poo - 23/12/2024 16:00 - United States - Smithtown

Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML

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Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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chudun 18

Friday 3 February 2017 22:10

Sock her ass, she sounds like a piece of shit.

cheeology 22

Friday 3 February 2017 22:07

how does one shit in a sock? I think you need to fight fire with fire and shit on her door step OP, add glitter for a nice touch.

cheeology 22

Friday 3 February 2017 22:07

how does one shit in a sock? I think you need to fight fire with fire and shit on her door step OP, add glitter for a nice touch.

jakey94_boss 8

Sunday 5 February 2017 3:28

He should shit in a bag and light it on fire

mikeskatesnj 1

Sunday 12 February 2017 21:18

Dude that's just what I thought. We think alike lol ?

chudun 18

Friday 3 February 2017 22:10

Sock her ass, she sounds like a piece of shit.

jdogg1971 0

Sunday 5 February 2017 4:09

Really?

Tripartita 44

Friday 3 February 2017 22:12

Man, she's lost control of you AND her bowels. What's next?

Balphleair 24

Friday 3 February 2017 22:19

Throw it in her face

renafire 16

Friday 3 February 2017 22:25

Was your girlfriend a cat? Or perhaps a rabbit?

renafire 16

Friday 3 February 2017 22:25

Was your girlfriend a cat? Or perhaps a rabbit?

writerchic85 25

Friday 3 February 2017 22:30

Sounds like you were dating a cat

CreativeName1 6

Friday 3 February 2017 22:34

Hide the sock under her seat in her car.

Mr_Mole 24

Friday 3 February 2017 22:57

Sounds normal for Hull.

cuponoods 7

Friday 3 February 2017 23:17

Hopefully you didn't find out after putting on that sock! Sorry to hear this OP, good thing you aren't with her anymore!

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Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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