**** McGee

Anonymous - 24/01/2014 05:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." FML
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Weird_situations 13

That's a really creepy thing to say to your daughter..

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell him that if he had your ****, he would be a medical marvel and a hit at the LBGT convention.

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escobar07 10

So he likes your ****? Can i see them?

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icepick23 12

Your dad is right. As you clearly have nice boobs, people (not just men) are going to objectify you anyway. So, when you go on job interviews, wear a push-up bra and a low-cut or even sheer top. It is better to be objectified and paid than objectified and broke. Just saying...

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pike1346 3

Parents today encourage their kids to be lushes. Pitiful.

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laketahoelady 4

My dad wouldn't let me even try to learn how to golf in high school because my "boobs were too big," I learned 10 years later and have placed in professional tournaments

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Cathrin 26

IIRC, FMLs posted on the site's 5th anniversary of launch end in 5ML.

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