Timing is everything

Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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ByronJess 17

That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...

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cjcstuart 7

Please tell me you pulled out...

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SecretMe00 5

Was anybody else's first thought after reading this "wow"?

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flockz 19

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ThisIsMyReign 4

You should have put in her ass for one last goodbye.

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zombiegold 23

Why did she still let him have sex with her?

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RrLSf19 0

OP, ur most likely ex girlfriend has a timing problem....

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nonamericandolla 6

Sorry about that! But u know most relationships are based on sex these days. That why I wanna meet the right person and marry him and then have sex

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magicrock 8

Wait aren't boy/girlfriends or spouses supposed to be like your best friend or sibling? It's not supposed to be all serious you're supposed to have fun with them; like a friend.... BUT HEY THAT'S JUST ME!

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DarkSeekerX94446 14

Wow.. Sorry for that dude, must've been awkward D:

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GovernorGeneral 8

You my friend, have just been friendzoned. Or maybe in this case..brotherzoned...

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LolFMLnot 10

Thats ****** . I seriously have no words to make OP feel better . But hey, at least you had a goodbye sex?

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AyeTee77 18

Tell her that you think of her mother...all while still inside of her.

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CRC_101 31

124 - Having a boyfriend and best friend? Quite possibly. Having a dual boyfriend and brother? **** NO!

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mikentrigger 4

Joe Dirt style. "You're my sister! You're my sister!"

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thatssomeBS 9

How is that not a turn-on? Just kidding... mostly...

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CareFace 16

Neither. Where are the rest of the options?!

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teague95 16

anybody else think of that episode of supernatural when they hear wincest?

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AmongstTheFaces 5

I didn't know there would be a test! I didn't study!

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tygerarmy 35

Losecest. I'd instantly go soft. Did you finish?

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heyhihello5736 0

114 Oh My god I thought it was just Me::)

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Thabb 0

Well that's a mood killer.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

She must love soft penis. With all the fun of bendy spongyness, can you really blame her? Yes? Oh.

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OriginalimoaN 15

You never know.. OP didn't say whether or not stopped.

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lebronesque73091 12

3- Just a little bit.

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ByronJess 17

That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...

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MichellinMan 20

exactly what I was thinking man.

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pinkcrayola 0

Hey, some people are into that.

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thenoobftw 3

She probably ***** her own brother 0.0... Run while you can!!!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

140- Oh my. Did you deduce that inference all on your own?

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cjcstuart 7

Please tell me you pulled out...

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MichellinMan 20

pull out? I would've ******* bolted out the door, nude or not.

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TheDrifter 23

Screw that, get your freak on and finish up. After all, girlfriends come and go but family is forever.

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flockz 19

and a family member always cums first.

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JustHayden 5

Na you gotta pretend you didn't hear her and when you finish be like wait what!?

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jman3113 4

Nah man In for the win!!

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MichellinMan 20

that is awfully creepy.

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kroekdog 7

At least the babies won't be messed up

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GhettoXmuffin 7

Actually it's more likely for them to be "messed up."

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anon80214 15

And she was letting you have sex with her because..? That's creepy. Time for a new girlfriend. FYL

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ambamm135 7

That's taking brozoned to a whole new level. I hope you got the hell out of there op!

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