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    The betrayal!

    Jessica - - United States

    Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. Using a photo I took. FML
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    Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
    Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

    ZeDolphinator 7
    Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

    ...at least you know that your photo was good? :D

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    that1guyyy 12
    Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:09

    Didn't stop mark zuckerberg's best friend.

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    sissors1234 4
    Sunday 3 June 2012 4:57

    Take that shit 2 court

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    erik7774 1
    Sunday 17 June 2012 5:14

    What a dick

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    mike307 11
    Sunday 25 November 2012 16:52

    You need new friends.

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    ManiPaul 6
    Monday 23 September 2013 21:28

    Have home give you 750 of the money, it's only fair.

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    randome101 12
    Wednesday 26 February 2014 21:05

    Spit

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    fantasyworld 37
    Wednesday 27 May 2015 4:39

    Can you find proof that you took it?

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    hardhead45103 12
    Tuesday 19 April 2022 15:26

    Sue him

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    Today, I’m getting a very interesting demonstration of how genetics work: I have inherited all my dad’s health issues, plus those from my mom, plus a bunch of new ones that belong exclusively to me. FML
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    Today, it was only as my boyfriend met my dad for the first time that I realised how alike they are. Same opinions, same dress sense, same moustache and beard, same height and body shape, similar jobs and cars, and they support the same rugby team. They got on like a house on fire as soon as they met. FML
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    Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked, "Why does it smell so bad?" I replied, "Sweat". FML
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    Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. 50 min into the tattoo on my back, the artist says "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
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    Today, I followed my GPS exactly for directions to my job interview. I ended up at a petting zoo. I was too embarrassed to admit my mistake, so I pretended to pet a goat before leaving. FML
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    Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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