Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

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Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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magicrock 8

Well does he really love her now?

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ohdearkristen 0

Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick

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nyxxx_fml 4

That would be why you don't sleep Around.

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aFreedom127 9

I've lost my virginity at least 8 times. Guys are so gullible.

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ohmandapants 16

Why are you broadcasting this? Are you that proud? You kind of sound like a *****.

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fartgun 3

OH NO SOMEONE HAVING SEX?? BLASPHEMY. Please **** yourself.

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nattynatters 14

34- well she is tramping around fml in a bra.

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ohmandapants 16

Have sex all you want. Don't have to broadcast having had sex with 8 different guys and telling all of them you were a virgin. It doesn't make you sound good. Honestly, have some self respect. But of course, an idiot like you (36) would look at my comment as "OMGZ YOU HAVE SEX YOU'RE GOING TO HELL"

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fmlallthetyme 23

44 - Apparently you're not very bright, either. She doesn't honestly believe she lost her virginity 8 times >.> hence the "guys are so gullible." She just tells some guys she is, when she isn't.

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TruthBeTold36 3

Maybe it's like losing a game. Like you lost at the game of virginity.

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maninthebox11 8

Maybe she asked for it! I don't think a guy would stop a girl from coming onto him.. So... He went with the flow!

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nsnforever 2

Simply say, "Oh good, because I only did this because I wanted to know what it was like to have sex with a guy with a small penis. Now I know." (:

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fenixtorador1 11

Well played sir, I see what you did there ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

Really? Would you say that if someone was raped too?

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downtime 12

135 Its bad enough that people are complaining about rape jokes, you don't need to bring up the topic of rape to attempt to destroy other attempts at humour too.

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phantumgrey 6

Now you don't have the pressure of worrying about your virginity now. It's free to F time this day forward

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sassypants93 17

And THAT'S why there are so many STDs in this world. Thank you for your naivety.

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downtime 12

166 A prudish ignorant society is the reason for that. If people were educated and everything sexual wasn't a taboo issue then you'd find there would be little problem.

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DerpyHooves 0

215 Have you accounted for the stupid people? I know plenty of chicks who got the same info about sex as I did and they ended up with STDs and/or babies.

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himoonkey 8

YDI for having sex with someone you don't love

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